I know, the title is a little misleading but I really wanted to share one of my favorite Simpsons Opening Gags. Please enjoy!
Also, My friend Sarah M. Salter is coming to Portland this weekend. I can’t put into words how excited I am about this.
And since Wendy feels that she’s chopped liver (I’m pretty excited she’s going to be here, too) Here’s a video that seems fitting for her.
Schnikisms 
What am I? Chopped liver?
Yes. You are chopped liver. No! You’re totally Pate.
Lovely. My life is now complete.
Cute video… You know I’d never seen it before. š
And awwww! I’m glad I’m coming to see y’all, too! Before you know it, I’ll be there & we’ll be trying to plan my NEXT trip West. š
You’re not making things better.
Want to know what you should do? Watch the opening sequence, muted, while listening to Circles by Soul Coughing. If timed right, it hits the course as he’s shifting through times from caveman & it’s oddly fitting.